Jay's own wish-list

It still seems overly materialistic, but I've been asked several times lately if I had my own Christmas list. Generally, I have more than enough material stuff to meet and often exceed my needs, so I don't often think in terms of getting or asking for more. So I've been going over what is missing or worn out, and comfort or fun items for me, as well as some household acquisitions, and compiled a list. Here enclosed for the reference of those who have asked, for amusement otherwise...
( list of various ideas, and others that don't work... )