In the highly-unlikely event that I actually was elected, I'd be happy and capable of serving -- had done so, a few years ago. And made the first significant overhaul of the by-laws in 20 years. But that was before I was widely out, poly-wise. Now... election seems unlikely, even if I'm allowed to stand. But being last out of eight candidates is OK. Even if I'm publicly derided at the annual meeting, it is still OK...

I'm happy that your congregation wisely has chosen to make use of your talents on its board! (smile)