bleh...

Jul. 26th, 2005 08:20 pm
jay: (stopthat)
[personal profile] jay
My pants are getting a bit looser, even with all of [personal profile] dawnd's chocolate at hand, and more evening consumption of alcohol (port, Scotch, vodka) than I'm used to in most months, at home. The food here... scrapes, compared to past years.

The HMP weight-loss plan continues... there's bad food here (I had peanut butter again tonight for dinner, had plain spaghetti last night with no sauce (mushrooms)). Bleh. The cook is a guy who does weekend hunting lodges for smaller, all-male, all-carnivore groups. He lacks experience with diversity, either in menus or in customer needs. He can't bake. Frozen bread. No pancakes or biscuits, even... breakfast is always bacon and eggs. Lunch is always canned soup and make-own sandwiches with the same three ingredients laid out. Dinner is usually something canned (stew, chili with beans, spaghetti sauce) with a salad. Day after day. Sometimes the Inuit kitchen assistants will make a dessert... one made my birthday cake. But the cook is clearly far out of his league. And the Franklin expedition perished on Devon Island in the 1840s after lead poisoning due to excessive consumption of canned food...

This annoys me in part because I sent Pascal the names of at least two cooking candidates this spring (including [personal profile] sarahh), either of whom I'm confident would have done far better. Grr.

Date: 2005-07-27 01:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] simplykimberly.livejournal.com
oh man! That's making my fingers ITCH, just reading about it!

I wanna come cook for you guys ... it's ... augh! My sympathies on the lousy food situation! Bleah! (hugs)

Date: 2005-07-27 01:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dawnd.livejournal.com
You would be SOOOOO much better at it!!!!

Date: 2005-07-27 01:53 am (UTC)

Date: 2005-07-27 01:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tenacious-snail.livejournal.com
*hug*

I am really glad to hear that you got a birthday cake. *hug*

I would be happy to feed you, feed you, and feed you when you get home.

Date: 2005-07-27 01:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brian1789.livejournal.com
Didn't I post the picture? (looks) See http://www.livejournal.com/users/brian1789/430586.html

... and I would happily let you feed me. *hug*

Date: 2005-07-27 02:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tenacious-snail.livejournal.com
I somehow didn't see the picture somehow. Thanks *so* much for posting it. You've got the twinkly-happy smile thing going on.

Date: 2005-07-27 05:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tenacious-snail.livejournal.com
maybe not back to Fonda just yet, given the upcoming Spain trip, but I'm happy to find other ways to get you fresh, tasty, well-prepared, Jay-friendly meals.

Date: 2005-07-27 01:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dawnd.livejournal.com
Well, at least you have your memories of [livejournal.com profile] sarahh's b-day feast, hmmmm? And a good thing, too, by the sound of it!

cheer up--you were bitching about needing to lose weight last year after Spain, so consider this being in training for that. You KNOW how much of Casiano's food you'll eat!!

Date: 2005-07-27 01:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brian1789.livejournal.com
(grin) and the memory of that gathering has sustained me in several ways lately... not just for the mouth-wateringness of it.

We may rent cottages nearby this year in Spain, and cook for ourselves. :)

Date: 2005-07-27 07:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dangerpudding.livejournal.com
Wait, you mean I won't be doing most of the cooking there? I know you can cook, I'm not so sure about the rest of the guys... ;)

Date: 2005-07-27 01:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ciarhwyfar.livejournal.com
My teenaged nieces can cook better than that. (My daughter can actually cook so she doesn't count as a comparison.)

Date: 2005-07-27 01:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brian1789.livejournal.com
*I* could cook better than this, especially with two women as my local assistants, doing all of the chopping and dishwashing.

Date: 2005-07-27 07:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dangerpudding.livejournal.com
oh, dude, it comes with assistants? I'm so in for next year - my fear was in handling 3 meals a day entirely alone.

*evilly plotting tasty menus*

Date: 2005-07-27 01:46 am (UTC)
tshuma: (emilycat)
From: [personal profile] tshuma
That's horrid! Is it possible or practical to send you a care package?

Date: 2005-07-27 01:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brian1789.livejournal.com
That's sweet, but I'm leaving here in three days... too late. Besides, it depends on getting thrown on a departing Twin Otter... no mail, out here.

Date: 2005-07-27 03:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hopeforyou.livejournal.com
Clearly, I would die there.

Remember: no wheat, no red meat, no mushrooms.

With your menu, that might leave me with eggs, cheese, and salad.

Date: 2005-07-27 03:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brian1789.livejournal.com
We've had precious little red meat and no seafood. Add the bread, subtract salad,and I'm in the same situation as you'd be...

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