Ask me out...
Jun. 23rd, 2004 08:25 pmCourtesy of
k4bidyke...
Here's some silliness for you...
Ask me out, like for a date.
Comment anonymously with your best/worst/most sincere/silliest/whatever pick-up line or proposition.
Check back for my answer.
You will be judged only on the quality/originality/sincerity/laughability of your proposal, which is why you should comment anonymously.
C"mon.... you know you want to... . :)
although I couldn't compete myself, I've never picked-up anyone ;-)
Here's some silliness for you...
Ask me out, like for a date.
Comment anonymously with your best/worst/most sincere/silliest/whatever pick-up line or proposition.
Check back for my answer.
You will be judged only on the quality/originality/sincerity/laughability of your proposal, which is why you should comment anonymously.
C"mon.... you know you want to... . :)
although I couldn't compete myself, I've never picked-up anyone ;-)
Three ideas
Date: 2004-06-24 04:38 pm (UTC)1) I'm attracted to you and want to know if I can see you again in a more intimate setting.
2) I like the way you touch me. Can I have more?
3) So, um, can we fuck?
Note: I have not actually used lines #1 or #2. #3 did elicit a positive response, made the person feel desirable, and yet they do appear to understand why I found it inelegant. I do find that I tend to be (overly) direct with people, but it may be because I'm so adverse to being coy. That just isn't my style. Though I suspect I may scare some folks off with the directness, too.
Re: Three ideas
Date: 2004-06-25 08:13 am (UTC)(1) You can see me again, setting or standing ;-) (ducks)
(2) Oooh, you can have as much as you like!
(3) (jaw drops) um, come again?
As an aside, #2 works better with me because it praises something going on actively between us, not just flattery or expressing raw desire... in the latter case, I'd probably be speechless ;-).