Ask me out...

[jay]

Courtesy of k4bidyke...

Here's some silliness for you...

Ask me out, like for a date.

Comment anonymously with your best/worst/most sincere/silliest/whatever pick-up line or proposition.
Check back for my answer.

You will be judged only on the quality/originality/sincerity/laughability of your proposal, which is why you should comment anonymously.

C"mon.... you know you want to... . :)

although I couldn't compete myself, I've never picked-up anyone ;-)

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

So, want to come back to my place and show me how your Air-Traffic-Control stuff can get everything in for a (*wink, wink*) landing?

[(Anonymous)]

So, would you like some help keeping that Devon-Island tent warm next month?

[(Anonymous)]

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

[brooksmoses]

Hey, I can invent pick-up lines, and I haven't ever picked up anyone either. Well, unless you count lifting them off the ground, I suppose. Which I have done, and even in a bar. But only occasionally.

In any case, hurry up and unscreen your comments so the rest of us can see them! :)

so...

[(Anonymous)]

What's your favourite math theorem?

Three ideas

[(Anonymous)]

This is actually something I was journalling about this morning. How fortuitous!

1) I'm attracted to you and want to know if I can see you again in a more intimate setting.

2) I like the way you touch me. Can I have more?

3) So, um, can we fuck?

Note: I have not actually used lines #1 or #2. #3 did elicit a positive response, made the person feel desirable, and yet they do appear to understand why I found it inelegant. I do find that I tend to be (overly) direct with people, but it may be because I'm so adverse to being coy. That just isn't my style. Though I suspect I may scare some folks off with the directness, too.

[(Anonymous)]

Your looking good, wanta find someplace more private?

[(Anonymous)]

I really need to get some sort of inclusion in my strata... can you help me with that?