Ask me out...

[jay]

Courtesy of k4bidyke...

Here's some silliness for you...

Ask me out, like for a date.

Comment anonymously with your best/worst/most sincere/silliest/whatever pick-up line or proposition.
Check back for my answer.

You will be judged only on the quality/originality/sincerity/laughability of your proposal, which is why you should comment anonymously.

C"mon.... you know you want to... . :)

although I couldn't compete myself, I've never picked-up anyone ;-)

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

So, want to come back to my place and show me how your Air-Traffic-Control stuff can get everything in for a (*wink, wink*) landing?

[(Anonymous)]

So, would you like some help keeping that Devon-Island tent warm next month?

[(Anonymous)]

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

[brooksmoses]

Hey, I can invent pick-up lines, and I haven't ever picked up anyone either. Well, unless you count lifting them off the ground, I suppose. Which I have done, and even in a bar. But only occasionally.

In any case, hurry up and unscreen your comments so the rest of us can see them! :)

so...

[(Anonymous)]

What's your favourite math theorem?

Three ideas

[(Anonymous)]

This is actually something I was journalling about this morning. How fortuitous!

1) I'm attracted to you and want to know if I can see you again in a more intimate setting.

2) I like the way you touch me. Can I have more?

3) So, um, can we fuck?

Note: I have not actually used lines #1 or #2. #3 did elicit a positive response, made the person feel desirable, and yet they do appear to understand why I found it inelegant. I do find that I tend to be (overly) direct with people, but it may be because I'm so adverse to being coy. That just isn't my style. Though I suspect I may scare some folks off with the directness, too.

um

[tenacious-snail.livejournal.com]

Do the shoes have to stay on?

[(Anonymous)]

Your looking good, wanta find someplace more private?

Re: um

[(Anonymous)]

Depends on the shoes.

Re: so...

[brian1789.livejournal.com]

Let's go talk about Barabasi–Albert models and begin our own scale-free network!

[brian1789.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the compliment! What do you need to tell me in private?

Re: Three ideas

[brian1789.livejournal.com]

Journalling this morning about asking me out? I'm flattered! (grin)

(1) You can see me again, setting or standing ;-) (ducks)

(2) Oooh, you can have as much as you like!

(3) (jaw drops) um, come again?

As an aside, #2 works better with me because it praises something going on actively between us, not just flattery or expressing raw desire... in the latter case, I'd probably be speechless ;-).

[brian1789.livejournal.com]

There you go... ;-)

[brian1789.livejournal.com]

*giggle* oh, how can I resist that clearance!

[brian1789.livejournal.com]

Probably, but in all honesty "bears" aren't my favorite body type...

[brian1789.livejournal.com]

Well, I guess they *are* tooled Spanish leather... oh, you meant *me*??

Re: um

[brian1789.livejournal.com]

Only if you're on top! (chuckle)

Re: um

[tenacious-snail.livejournal.com]

In my experience, the type of shoe can be crucial information. Workboots with steel toes can be dangerous in many positions. Flip-flops are unlikely to stay on with any thrashing or flailing.

Re: um

[brian1789.livejournal.com]

Hmm... seriously, that's reasonable. Not something I'd thought about before... the only time I've ever had sex with my shoes on was an unplanned quick tryst with a sweetie outdoors, in a maze... and we kept everything on. ;-)

Re: um

[tenacious-snail.livejournal.com]

ah, see, I've had sex with shoes on multiple times (shows, doesn't it?). Sex, for me, doesn't *usually* mean PIV, so that does affect the logistics.

However, I will say that someone wearing shoes that are heavy and/or very pointy, should ideally exercise care when wrapping their legs around their sexual partner and should refrain from placing their feet on their sexual partner's shoulders and then exerting pressure.

A pair of high heels firmly planted on the bed works just fine and hiking boots can stay on while on a hike.

a variation.

[tenacious-snail.livejournal.com]

Those are nice shoes, but they'd look even better under my bed.

Re: um

[brian1789.livejournal.com]

Ow. Pointy shoes digging into one's shoulders or chest wouldn't be my kink.

Unless Pat wore something early-on in our relationship, I don't think I've ever taken anyone to bed who was (previously) wearing high heels, either... sheltered life, I guess. :)

Re: a variation.

[brian1789.livejournal.com]

(grin) now, that's smoother! It would be *much* harder to resist...

Re: um

[tenacious-snail.livejournal.com]

well, if its an experience you're looking for, you are *so* barking up the wrong tree by corresponding with me about it. :-)

Re: a variation.

[tenacious-snail.livejournal.com]

well, its not original. There is also the "those are really nice jeans...they'd look even better on my floor" variation. Given that the last two people that I've kissed were already naked at the time, though, you can see why I haven't had an opportunity to use that sort of line.

(I'm not sure what the disclosure above says about me. It certainly isn't intended to say that I'm shy about kissing and only get to it rather late in the game. Probably more my tendency to go places where I meet folks who are naked.)

[(Anonymous)]

I really need to get some sort of inclusion in my strata... can you help me with that?

Re: um

[brian1789.livejournal.com]

Although the hiking boots...

Re: a variation.

[brian1789.livejournal.com]

I like the shoe-version better... it is slightly less direct and flirtatious IMO, making an implication (shoes off, bed) rather than directly suggesting the removal of genital clothing coverage... ;-)

[brian1789.livejournal.com]

Are you looking for a few isolated clasts, or a whole turbidite sequence?

Re: um

[tenacious-snail.livejournal.com]

Right. The hiking boots. Those, I own. And wear. But more often trailrunners. (I think this banter is edging towards flirting, you know.)

Re: um

[brian1789.livejournal.com]

Two pairs of hiking boots here, plus a battered set of surplus Special Forces combat boots... (well, it *is* a pickup-line thread, after all... ;)

[(Anonymous)]

You know I prefer that deep sea action... even better if you can bed me like a thrust fault.