Ask me out...

[jay]

Courtesy of k4bidyke...

Here's some silliness for you...

Ask me out, like for a date.

Comment anonymously with your best/worst/most sincere/silliest/whatever pick-up line or proposition.
Check back for my answer.

You will be judged only on the quality/originality/sincerity/laughability of your proposal, which is why you should comment anonymously.

C"mon.... you know you want to... . :)

although I couldn't compete myself, I've never picked-up anyone ;-)

Comments

Re: um

[brian1789.livejournal.com]

Only if you're on top! (chuckle)

Re: um

[tenacious-snail.livejournal.com]

In my experience, the type of shoe can be crucial information. Workboots with steel toes can be dangerous in many positions. Flip-flops are unlikely to stay on with any thrashing or flailing.

Re: um

[brian1789.livejournal.com]

Hmm... seriously, that's reasonable. Not something I'd thought about before... the only time I've ever had sex with my shoes on was an unplanned quick tryst with a sweetie outdoors, in a maze... and we kept everything on. ;-)

Re: um

[tenacious-snail.livejournal.com]

ah, see, I've had sex with shoes on multiple times (shows, doesn't it?). Sex, for me, doesn't *usually* mean PIV, so that does affect the logistics.

However, I will say that someone wearing shoes that are heavy and/or very pointy, should ideally exercise care when wrapping their legs around their sexual partner and should refrain from placing their feet on their sexual partner's shoulders and then exerting pressure.

A pair of high heels firmly planted on the bed works just fine and hiking boots can stay on while on a hike.

Re: um

[brian1789.livejournal.com]

Ow. Pointy shoes digging into one's shoulders or chest wouldn't be my kink.

Unless Pat wore something early-on in our relationship, I don't think I've ever taken anyone to bed who was (previously) wearing high heels, either... sheltered life, I guess. :)

Re: um

[tenacious-snail.livejournal.com]

well, if its an experience you're looking for, you are *so* barking up the wrong tree by corresponding with me about it. :-)

Re: um

[brian1789.livejournal.com]

Although the hiking boots...

Re: um

[tenacious-snail.livejournal.com]

Right. The hiking boots. Those, I own. And wear. But more often trailrunners. (I think this banter is edging towards flirting, you know.)

Re: um

[brian1789.livejournal.com]

Two pairs of hiking boots here, plus a battered set of surplus Special Forces combat boots... (well, it *is* a pickup-line thread, after all... ;)