Ask me out...

[jay]

Courtesy of k4bidyke...

Here's some silliness for you...

Ask me out, like for a date.

Comment anonymously with your best/worst/most sincere/silliest/whatever pick-up line or proposition.
Check back for my answer.

You will be judged only on the quality/originality/sincerity/laughability of your proposal, which is why you should comment anonymously.

C"mon.... you know you want to... . :)

although I couldn't compete myself, I've never picked-up anyone ;-)

Comments

Re: a variation.

[tenacious-snail.livejournal.com]

well, its not original. There is also the "those are really nice jeans...they'd look even better on my floor" variation. Given that the last two people that I've kissed were already naked at the time, though, you can see why I haven't had an opportunity to use that sort of line.

(I'm not sure what the disclosure above says about me. It certainly isn't intended to say that I'm shy about kissing and only get to it rather late in the game. Probably more my tendency to go places where I meet folks who are naked.)

Re: a variation.

[brian1789.livejournal.com]

I like the shoe-version better... it is slightly less direct and flirtatious IMO, making an implication (shoes off, bed) rather than directly suggesting the removal of genital clothing coverage... ;-)